GaFF

It seems that the more tired I am, the harder it is for me to sleep.

Enigmas such as these lead to even greater MIND-BOGGLING MYSTERIES such as my sleep-deprived under-caffeinated discussion with my class today, during which I vehemently insisted that Gandhi was still alive.

All the while, thinking I was talking about the Dalai Lama. When I attempted to explain this bizarre mishap to my students, I was met with shouts of, "LLAMA?!" "WHA!?"

WoOoPs OK I just needed to publicly acknowledge somewhere the fact that I am now wide awake and. yeah. if the sun rises before my eyes close, tomorrow will not be fun.

SO FAR...

I have tried the following tactics:

1. DRANK SOME WATER
2. ATE A COOKIE (not exactly a tactic, more of an act of boredom).
3. READ A BOOK
4. GOOGLED (Terrible option, always results in a Wikipedia binge, in which I end up reading random articles on any one of a broad range of somewhat useless topics. Last page visited in tonight's lineup: Howard Zinn).
5. DRANK SOME WATER
6. WENT TO THE BATHROOM
7. LOOKED AT PPL'S TUMBLRS
8. BLOGGED

Number 9, going for either the iPod or cookie. Wish me luck!!@